
and was shocked. i was killing the rainforest and didn't even know it. i promptly donated half my allowance to save it. we all did.

and where is it now? well, replaced by global warming, obviously.

it's still endangered; we just forgot about it.
The hats, priced at $30 apiece, were the most popular apparel choice in the store. Why?
"A hat lasts forever," declared a fan who had been waiting on line for nearly six hours to get his.
"You get sauce on one of those white Super Bowl shirts, it's the end of it. [But] even if you get fat, the hat still fits."