Welcome to 'I'm stuck. Help!' a blog dedicated to your bad habits, lousy situations, and general self-moping. Why should you quit your day job and pursue your 17-year-old dream job of teaching kayaking in Hawaii? Answer: you won't. It's an economic crisis, people! You can't just 'bring the kids with you' anymore. You're getting those kids to college or they'll never survive.
So, you're stuck, but you're not alone. We offer you the gift of voyeurism, brief peeks into other people's doldrums. After all, journalists shouldn't rule the information highway. They're probably not stuck. You are.